All the other kids with the pumped up kicks

[warblainer]

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[warblainer]

I'm going home with your dad

he got me a burger and it's giant

I'm excited to see you but I'm sorry I cost you so much.

I'll ask my dad to pay you back.

[kurtsy]

i don't care about the money, my fault for being an intern

there are some of your clothes at my place

cause you said about the blood

I'm sorry, I should have returned them sooner

but they are in my closet (I know, haha)

[warblainer]

Thanks

Not that Burt's offer of Finn's clothes wasn't a fascinating thought experiment

It's the pants. How would they even have worked? Like the shirt, sure, but the pants.

Thank you so much.

I still have a scarf of yours... but I intended to keep it.



and that sounds so creepy, I know. SORRY! I'm so all over the place

[kurtsy]

that's okay, I haven't stopped to think yet, you can be creepy, I probably won't even notice

I want to and not want to see you in Finn's clothes, you know?

btw, Finn will pick me up on his way home, you can tell my dad

[warblainer]

i will let him know when i can get up off your bed

i lay down and now the idea of moving is hard

breathing is hard too

[kurtsy]

try to do some vocal exercises, maybe run some scales

I used to lie on that bed and do that when I was trying to convince myself that the mere sight of your adorable behind was worth just bopping along in the background during your Warbler numbers

[warblainer]

you know it was ;)

i kid, i kid

i told your dad, btw. he came up and i was weirdly breathing and I think at first he thought I was doing something... you know

i live to embarrass myself in front of your dad.

[kurtsy]

my dad was under the impression that you were a sex maniac for a while

made you more attractive tbh

[warblainer]

cause i slept in your bed and asked him to talk sex with you?

yeah, i get it

you're my hero, did you know that?

[kurtsy]

I'm more the sidekick type that the hero, I thought that had been decided

[warblainer]

No, you're a hero

My hero.

You're the one who kept me feeling safe

And now you're flying to see me????

Yeah. My hero.

[kurtsy]

I'm not wearing a cape

actually, I'm wearing something hideous

you will have to cover your eyes until I've changed

and showered

I had dance practice

[warblainer]

Oooh, leotard?

Sexy

My sweater still has blood on it. It's dried so it's not on your bed.

It feels weird taking it off.

Feels weird that this happened.

[kurtsy]

it is weird

I don't know what to feel and I wasn't even there

I felt helpless and terrified

I will always love you

you need to know that

[warblainer]

Thanks. And I get this is awkward.

It's not about this big love thing, you know? I mean, I wish it was and all but

I do love you and you love me.

You don't have to be IN love with me to love me, right?

Man... I just keep giving you the best experiences, huh?

[kurtsy]

this is hardly on you

and most of my best experiences are due to you

and the worst wouldn't be due to you if I cared less

[warblainer]

True.

Sorry for the long delay, your dad insisted I changed and sat with him.

Now we're watching a show about trucks on icy roads.

He said Finn is on his way to you. I'm so nervous and I don't know why

[kurtsy]

because you'll see my awful hair and terrible styling, no doubt

remember that some of us need more maintenance to look acceptable than others

[warblainer]

You always look beautiful.

I'm the one that needs work. You've seen what happens to me.

I took a shower and all you have is hairspray so, uh, brace yourself.

[kurtsy]

I know that you will NEVER believe me, but I love your natural hair

just a bit of styling and brushing is all you need

leading man quality

Tony, Danny Zuko, you name him, it's you

[warblainer]

They have gel in their hair and usually straight hair.

And mine isn't even curly, it's just a frizzy nightmare.

Like seriously. Nightmare.

Maybe I can borrow a hat.

[kurtsy]

neither Tony nor Danny Zuko actually have straight heir

I don't blame you, your perception has been clouded by bigotry

but your hair is adorable

never date anyone who doesn't agree with that, that is my requirement

[warblainer]

I will think about it. I'm not on the same page.

i've been chatting with the guys

they wanted me to tell you thank you

for your concern

for calling the cops and getting your dad there to relay info

like i said: HERO

[kurtsy]

you gave me inside info, all of you did your part

Mr Schue gave you great instructions

I just needed all of you to be safe

and my dad could still understand me when I got hysterical, so he could talk to the police

I'm waiting for Finn now, so we should be home soon

[warblainer]

I'll see you soon. Just let me know when he gets you.

And drive safe.

This icy road truck show is giving me some serious anxiety about driving right now