it's nyc party time

[kurtsy]

Comments

[boylikethat]

You love it.

Also you bit me all over and I'm not asking you to yank your teeth.

[hardley]

Going by the noises you were making, you're more likely to ask me to bite your ass.

[boylikethat]

As if you didn't moan when I scratched.

Wanna hook up again?

I got a spare 30 minutes today.

[hardley]

what time, where? I can take time out of my busy schedule

how many guys are you fucking? make sure to use protection

don't worry, I'm not asking out of possessiveness, you're at least ten degrees too well adjusted for me to want to be exclusive

[boylikethat]

7 tonight? Your place or mine?

A lot of guys. They usually have condoms so it's all fine. It's super safe.

You're too woke for exclusive so no harm, no foul. A hook up isn't dating. I'm horny, not in love so don't panic <3

[hardley]

you are presumptuous or a bad reader

you aren't toxic enough for me to want to date you

I'm too self-destructive for you

and you don't take that condescending tone with me, it will always backfire

your place is fine, I'd worry about you coming here

[boylikethat]

You're so defensive. It's very cute.

I can talk to you any way I want. Sometimes the worse, the better the sex. Don't even try to deny it.

I think I could handle your place just fine.

Mine is just more likely to have furniture that's good to fuck on.

[hardley]

damn, you have a lot to learn

oh, someone has furniture

fancy

[boylikethat]

What?

Give me your address, I can check it out on google.

Get furniture, you weirdo. You're like a rocket scientist or whatever

Make some.

[hardley]

I have a bed, I have a workbench, I have very little floorspace otherwise

I'm not giving you my address, your rich ass isn't entering my block without getting beaten

[boylikethat]

I'm stronger than I look.

Not that I'm eagerly clambering to go to shithole street or wherever you live.

Your life is so sad

[hardley]

you look rich, you'd get mugged, even if you look extra tough

my life's pretty happy these days, I've got all I want for myself

I have my own space, I have my causes and when I don't want to hear idiocy, I can just close my eyes

[boylikethat]

As long as you're happy then who am I to judge.

Hey.

You know I'm not really a republican, right?

[hardley]

of course you're not

I have standards

[boylikethat]

Just double checking.

I think very little of those morons but it seems to get you horny to play it up a little bit. Also it's funny to tease Hummel.

I have zero interest in politics

[hardley]

that's ignorant, privileged, stupid and short-sighted so that sounds about right

since when have you wanted to fuck Kurt?

[boylikethat]

I know, right? It's an awesome way to live. Politics are boring and sad.

I don't, ew. No. I want to fuck his boyfriend.

I'm not trying to get under his skin like with you. I just genuinely don't like him.

[hardley]

that's a lot of emotion for just not liking someone

so you don't want to be with him, but you like his boyfriend, you can't stop insulting him, I don't know

do you envy him?

[boylikethat]

Do I even his flaming fashion, gayface and shrill voice?

lol

no

[hardley]

there's a lot more to him than any of that... setting aside the fact that I don't believe in whatever gayface is and I'm deaf, so whatever on the voice

I know what it's like to envy someone

[boylikethat]

Well, I don't. Stop projecting onto me.

What would I have to envy?

[hardley]

I don't know

I envy some for being likeable and making connections, I just know how to burn bridges

anyone who can be vulnerable without lashing out

there's more

Kurt's brave, I can see people envying that

[boylikethat]

I don't need people to like me.

Too many friends gets in the way. Like I said, you're either a predator or prey. Slowing yourself down with friends helps you achieve nothing.

Kurt's nothing and I envy nothing.

[hardley]

I'd assume, based on your sliminess, that with the right crowd, you're great at faking friendship and making connections, being likeable

that's enviable

I wasn't saying that you'd envy it, you've got it

it's my blind spot

other than my other blind spot, with the lack of hearing

[boylikethat]

I don't know, I think you're more fun to talk to than anyone else.

Then again, I like dicks.

And your dick.

You're hot and smart, you can dance and you can fuck better than anyone. You got nothing to envy, handsome.