And find your king of the hill, top of the heap

[kurtsy]

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to Blaine

[3rs]

get dressed and ready, I've got a cab coming to pick you up in twenty minutes

[warblainer]

i;m sper busy rn

[3rs]

you aren't even up yet

Blaine Devon Anderson.

Get. Ready.

[warblainer]

im up helping mom actually

i am super busy

where do you want me to even go?

[3rs]

get in the car, you can go back to sleep there

your mom knows I'm doing this

your other mom knows too (Sam)

[warblainer]

I'm dressed.

Why did mom pack me a bag, Ed?

[3rs]

honestly? because she's always coddled you too much

get your lovely ass downstairs and into the car

[warblainer]

I'm in the car.

I had plans today, I want to know what's happening. I'm so tired.

[3rs]

were your plans ordering takeout and watch some sappy movie while crying into a pillow over a guy you should be over?

tough titties

you're in New York on stage with me tonight

[warblainer]

No, I hate New York.

And I only broke up like less than a month ago. I'm allowed to be upset. It was a sucky time and I'm just finding my bearings.

I'll pass. I don't have money for tickets and I don't wanna.

[3rs]

the car will drive you all the way, so there's no money needed, I pay

aren't you lucky?

also, I meant KURT, not whatever asshole you broke up with to fail to get over him

[warblainer]

Don't bring up that name.

You're worse than Simon. I don't care about him. I'm hurt that I was cheating on and that my relationship fell apart. Not some high school stuff.

I don't want to go to New York.

[3rs]

you need to get over this demonization of an entire metropolis

your relationship with he who shall not be named failed because you were young and relationships statistically just rarely work out, it's a fact

I'm sorry Simon cheated on you and I wanna see my lil bro to cheer him up

I wanna hear you play some music

maybe sing

[warblainer]

I'm kind of over that. I'm more into gaming rn

Got super into Fortnite. Maybe I'll just be a streamer or something. What I lack in skill, I make up for in witty banter. We could play together instead.

Everything bad happens in New York, btw, and it smells of pee.

[3rs]

we can game together too, but you are joining me on stage

I'm short a band member and I need you, Blainiac

besides, there are cute guys in New York

[warblainer]

I don't think I want to date again for a while.

I think I should give up in that area and just focus on myself or whatever.

Lost your pianist?

[3rs]

I had sex with him and it became a whole thing somehow... I don't get it either, it's just bad luck

you need to try casual sex

...disregard what I just said about my own slutty ways, it usually doesn't turn out that bad

[warblainer]

It just always makes people sad and it means nothing. I'd rather use my hand.

We're stopping at a rest stop. My battery is low so I'll just text at the next stop.

You should sleep with less of your band members.

[3rs]

I try but I just melt for anyone with talent, competence is my kink

one of my kinks

hence why I'm getting my lil bro, there will be zero seduction

ingenious

[warblainer]

We have like two hours left

Stuck in traffic.

I'm really not sure about this.

[3rs]

okay

if you do this for me, I'll let you sing whatever you want

front and centre, solo

I'll even warble in the background

[warblainer]

I haven't really touched my piano much

or sung much

not after nyada

only drunk karaoke

[3rs]

I'm aware, Blainiac, I have Sam's number

oh, and I watch Finn Hudson's youtube channel

you have not lost your talent, you are still a performer

just like me

[warblainer]

Dad offered me a job at the company.

I might take it.

Doesn't seem too bad. You get 4 weeks of holidays.

[3rs]

dad suuuuuuucks

don't let him drag you down

blainiac, we are all worried

don't throw your life away